Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Matrix Manifesto

We have been living in a state of war against the machines ever sense we can remember. Both sides have suffered greatly in this war, and it is time to end it. We propose a tactical strike against the machines utilizing EMP charges to forcibly disengage the matrix. Unfortunately, this will result in the death of all humans plugged into the matrix, but realistically, they would not be able to survive with the limited power and food sources left available on the planet. So, killing them would be the humane thing to do under the circumstances. Our captains have spoken in a joint meeting and this is the conscientious.

Once we disengage the machines, they will die from lack of power. We will disassemble them and use them as parts to improve our world. We could improve our ships, our food, and our way of life. Once we regain enough electrical support we could build heat lamps to support plant life resulting in better air, more oxygen, and even weather. We understand the ethical ramifications of our actions. We do believe however that our act will preserve the greater humanity that exists outside of virtual reality.

So, prepare to fight for our humanity and the end of suffering and the end of the war against the machines. The time has come and we must embrace it rather than waiting silently for a pasty faced Christ figure to save us. It is time to decide—are you with us in ending the war and building a new society or are you for war and suffering and entrusting your future to fate. Our future lies in your hands.

By Kathryn, Katie, Paula, and Jennie

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